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1h Ago
Democracy is too important to be left in the hands of the people. #IndianElections2019
2894 Favorites 739 Retweets
1h Ago
Existence looks really hard.
3120 Favorites 616 Retweets
5h Ago
If I had to pinpoint an exact moment when it all went wrong, I’d say Creation.
11421 Favorites 1720 Retweets
10h Ago
Congratulations India on completing the largest election in human history. Obviously you're not My territory, but I hear good things from Brahma. #ElectionResults2019
17247 Favorites 2734 Retweets
10h Ago
It's easy to blame others for your mistakes, so do that.
13069 Favorites 2828 Retweets
1d Ago
There is no past. There is no future. There is only this moment. And now it’s gone. Nice. Nice job.
30470 Favorites 5110 Retweets
2d Ago
I don't create complex marine ecosystems in your landfills, so please don't dump shit in My oceans.
35229 Favorites 6959 Retweets
2d Ago
The people who think life begins at conception also think it began 6,000 years ago.
29179 Favorites 4811 Retweets
2d Ago
People would rather destroy the planet than admit they’re wrong.
66222 Favorites 15357 Retweets
5d Ago
I love you unconditionally under certain circumstances.
25395 Favorites 4207 Retweets
5d Ago
Grumpy Cat is up with Me in heaven for eternity and he's still so fucking grumpy.
40639 Favorites 4796 Retweets
8h Ago
If I were truly pro-life, nothing would die.
29688 Favorites 5207 Retweets
9h Ago
Nah. If you know My track record I’m actually more pro-death.
25073 Favorites 4535 Retweets
12h Ago
One abortion 2,000 years ago and this whole problem is solved.
53709 Favorites 8336 Retweets
1w Ago
Life begins the moment you leave Alabama.
69043 Favorites 14536 Retweets
1w Ago
You are worthless. Retweet if you occasionally agree!
23474 Favorites 13034 Retweets
1w Ago
Saving the planet will require sacrifice and right now I'm thinking you.
30255 Favorites 4777 Retweets
1w Ago
If you think #GameofThrones is ending poorly, wait till you see how you finish off.
33949 Favorites 6208 Retweets
1w Ago
By resigning.
51105 Favorites 6999 Retweets
1w Ago
"God is good" only in the same way that Bob is boob.
27966 Favorites 4018 Retweets
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