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3h Ago
RT @Shen_the_Bird: boss: whatcha lookin at there- me: [frantically closing my google search for "is there a cheeseburglar?"] just porn haha
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3h Ago
RT @nyquills: Judge: how do you justify your case for Double Jeopardy? Murderer: he was dead inside when i killed him. Judge: how could y…
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8h Ago
RT @eddie_ferrero: [FIRST DATE] HER: My last boyfriend hated my parents. ME, trying to impress: *fucks her parents*
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8h Ago
RT @eddie_ferrero: [FIRST DATE] HER: My last boyfriend hated farts. ME, trying to impress: (shits pants)
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8h Ago
RT @daemonic3: DR: I have bad news. Please take a seat "What is it doc?" DR: It's a chair, you sit in it [yelling] GUYS THIS PATIENT'S NE…
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8h Ago
RT @daemonic3: FRIEND: what's new? ME: my wife left me for some guy at that rental car company FRIEND: hertz? ME: yeah [holding back tea…
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8h Ago
RT @eddie_ferrero: [CEMETERY - DAWN] A flesh-torn hand shoots out of the ground. It sees its shadow and scurries back down its hole. NEA…
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8h Ago
RT @eddie_ferrero: [SPORTING EVENT - DAYTIME] ME: Can you see me? FRIEND: No. There's like fifteen thousand people here. ME: Yeah, but I…
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8h Ago
RT @eddie_ferrero: ME: (kicks gun out of assailant's hand, then stomps on their face) FRIEND: Whoa! OTHER FRIEND: He knows this is Laser…
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8h Ago
RT @Ygrene: I don’t go to sporting events anymore because I am invariably hit in the head by the event ball/puck every time. I have been co…
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8h Ago
RT @hamersauce: wearing a mask: fill the bag!! bank teller: what? sliding her an airsick bag: i said fill it!!
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8h Ago
RT @dave_cactus: A fart is a wish a butt makes.
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8h Ago
RT @SirEviscerate: HER: (touching my chest) What a fascinating tattoo... ME: Thanks. I was carrying a squid and a porcupine, and I tripped.
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8h Ago
RT @MarfSalvador: Guide: This is Michelangelo's David Man: [Whispers to wife] His penis is tiny! Guide: Get your hand out of my pants
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8h Ago
RT @MarfSalvador: teacher: we found drugs in your son's school bag me: oh wow ok teacher: it's worrying me: very *rubbing chin* he should'v…
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8h Ago
RT @MarfSalvador: [Prison visit] Me: I finally have a date for my execution GF: WHO IS SHE
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8h Ago
RT @ArfMeasures: ME: Ok, that's everything in the dishwasher *closes dishwasher door* *turns it on* *turns around* TEASPOON: You're not g…
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8h Ago
RT @PleaseBeGneiss: HARRY POTTER: *wobbling pencil so it looks like rubber* HAGRID: *wide-eyed* you’re a wizard, Harry
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9h Ago
RT @jamdugg: I single-handedly ushered in an age of perpetual World Peace and all I got was this lousy Nobel Prize
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10h Ago
RT @eddie_ferrero: “Damn, girl. If you walked into an airplane propeller, I’d fuck what’s left of your brains out in your hospital bed.”…
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