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I’ve forgotten everything that happened in Game of Thrones. Is Reek still out there somewhere? Is Bran still stuck in the tree? Is Khaleesi still stuck with no boats and dragons that eat kids? Is winter still coming wtf?!
Thank God no one noticed the typo in the original tweet.
Learning that bread is actually bad for ducks is the most 2018 thing ever.
Fine. I’ll describe myself in three fictional characters. https://t.co/wy0iyXS3qr
: Context: the heat index was 110, so they offered this little guy a drink of water. He had other plans. 💚 https://t.co/J6vlQYKY…
OH SHIT! FOREVER 21 PILOTS!
It’s 12:25pm. Is @JackAllTimeLow
getting drunk already today or still drunk from last night?
New Alkialine Trio album and tour next month!
Will I understand Mile 22 if I haven’t seen 8 Mile?
Every day I’m more convinced deleting Facebook was the right decision.
: Monday Trump: I don't see any reason why it would be Russia
Tuesday Trump: I meant "wouldn't"
Wednesday Trump: Is Russia st…
THIS is how Billy repays me for the Foo Fighters tickets?!
LET ME OPEN THE SARCOPHAGUS!
Obviously I meant to say that I find my wife's best friend LESS attractive than her. I checked the transcript and apparently there was some confusion when I said "My wife's best friend absolutely SMOKES my garbage spouse."
: On the same day a Russian nationalist and lifetime @NRA
member was arrested for “conspiracy to act as an agent of the Ru…
the news is so insane today i can't even bring myself to gloat over the fact bruce willis confirmed die hard is truly NOT a xmas movie. @OhNoSheTwitnt @BetsyHodges
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