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markhoppus (snddoɥ ʞɹɐɯ 🏳️‍🌈)

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1d Ago
I’ve forgotten everything that happened in Game of Thrones. Is Reek still out there somewhere? Is Bran still stuck in the tree? Is Khaleesi still stuck with no boats and dragons that eat kids? Is winter still coming wtf?! Thank God no one noticed the typo in the original tweet.
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2d Ago
Learning that bread is actually bad for ducks is the most 2018 thing ever.
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2d Ago
Fine. I’ll describe myself in three fictional characters.
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2d Ago
RT @0xKruzr: Context: the heat index was 110, so they offered this little guy a drink of water. He had other plans. 💚…
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3d Ago
It’s 12:25pm. Is @JackAllTimeLow getting drunk already today or still drunk from last night?
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4d Ago
New Alkialine Trio album and tour next month!
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4d Ago
Will I understand Mile 22 if I haven’t seen 8 Mile?
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4d Ago
What the fresh hell?! @Twitter @BuckyIsotope
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4d Ago
Every day I’m more convinced deleting Facebook was the right decision.
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5d Ago
RT @KatyTurNBC: Monday Trump: I don't see any reason why it would be Russia Tuesday Trump: I meant "wouldn't" Wednesday Trump: Is Russia st…
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@KimmyMonte THIS is how Billy repays me for the Foo Fighters tickets?!
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@KimmyMonte WHAT?!
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@BRANDONWARDELL p sure it was mott's.
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5d Ago
@BRANDONWARDELL It’s a lot more complicated than that, Braydon.
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5d Ago
Obviously I meant to say that I find my wife's best friend LESS attractive than her. I checked the transcript and apparently there was some confusion when I said "My wife's best friend absolutely SMOKES my garbage spouse."
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5d Ago
RT @shannonrwatts: On the same day a Russian nationalist and lifetime @NRA member was arrested for “conspiracy to act as an agent of the Ru…
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6d Ago
the news is so insane today i can't even bring myself to gloat over the fact bruce willis confirmed die hard is truly NOT a xmas movie. @OhNoSheTwitnt @BetsyHodges
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